| | Hey hey, it's update time! Woooo, extreme! Yeah, so anyways, some interesting things have happened over the past few days. I guess I'll start with today and kind of backtrack. I got 2 hours of sleep, always fun, because I didn't fall asleep until almost 9 this morning. My dad woke me up to tell me about the helicopter crash near-by, because I need to be woken to know about that. So I'm about to go back in my room and pass out when my sister calls from school. Her car won't start because her battery is dead. So I have to throw some clothes on and go with my dad to go help her. I looked like such a bum, my hair wasn't gelled and I've been letting my 5 o'clock shadow turn into a 72 hour shadow. So we got that whole thing fixed up and came home, allowing me to finish what I was doing before I left: Passing out.
Some hours pass, my dad wakes me up and says we are going somewhere. We ended up going to a circus. It actually wasn't bad. I felt bad for the animals, especially after seeing all those behind the scenes investigations of circus practices and training. However, there were clowns, and that was funny. We convinced my mom that they were all fired on the spot because they broke a radio. We said they were promising revenge at the next show. Seriously, why does anyone still bother to believe what Kyle and I say anymore, moreso for Kyle? First, we convinced Kelly that Esmel doesn't speak English and that he's too lazy to learn it. Kelly thought it was kind of a lie because Kyle and Esmel were laughing and everything, but I got Kelly to believe it again by giving her some truthful credible evidence. And then this thing with my mom. I just love how the two of us can tell a story and make it sound so true. It's a true gift to have, being able to bullshit and what not. There should be a superhero.
Is it a truth?
Is it a law?
Is it a commandment?
Hells no!
It's Captain Bullshit!
To air on Fox this fall after the Unfuckables, starring Dave Attell!!!
Anyways...
Hey, I'm actually writing a little bit everyday, which I've never been able to do. Yay, go me! I've been revising my novel, Basilisk II - Paranoia. I've even been reading too, a book I borrowed a couple years ago, called Monkey. It inspired the Dragonball series and it's goofy and funny as hell. A must read! I'm only on page 40 something of 300 something, but hey, if just that little was good, the rest must be platinum goodness chickababies!
I also watched a movie I downloaded. I have like 20 of them, but I've only watched a couple so far. And yet, I keep downloading them. But yeah, I watched
The Crow - Wicked Prayer. It actually wasn't that bad. David Boreanaz was awesome as the psycho villain. It was like watching Angelus, only this time time he got to drop some F-Bombs, fuckin hells yeah! But Edward Furlong as the Crow? Who the fuck came up with that shit idea?! I mean, don't get me wrong. He's a great actor and he was awesome in American History X. He even nails the emotional parts of the Crow. But he looks like a chick when he dons the Crow white make-up! That's not menacing at all. It explains why the goons don't really freak out when they first see him, like the Chinese western cop who was gradually dying on the inside from toxic waste poisoning. Seriously, they should have just cloned Boreanaz and made him BOTH the villain and hero, since he can pull both of them off with ease.
POR QUE!!!
Well, time to wrap up this xanga with the best news I have. So last Saturday I went to my friend Victoria's house to celebrate her b-day. We went to the Field Museum and goofed around, nothing insane. As it neared time to leave, we notice they're setting up a banquet of sorts in the main hall. All of a sudden, my friend says he spotted a certain comedic actor. He runs off and comes back, saying he shook his hand and what not, but the actor was not doing pictures or autographs. So we start looking around for him and end up back in the main hall. I'm standing across from my friends just glancing around and turn around just in time to see this actor several feet away from me. Who was this actor you ask?
Vince Vaughn...and yes, this fucker is tall as hell!
He walks right past me and my friends start freaking out, so we follow him upstairs and into a gem exhibit. I wait outside knowing that he is about to come back out, and sure enough, he walks past me again. My friends end up stalking, um er, following him and shaking hands with him. I decided not to shake his hand, since I could tell he didn't really want to be bothered. He even told my one friend who spotted him earlier that he just wanted a peaceful day. Plus I guess they were going to shoot a banquet hall scene for that new comedy he's doing with Jennifer Anniston.
So that's all I have for now, and I'll end this the way I've been ending talks with alot of people...
VINCE VAUGHN!!! |
